I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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