So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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