New invention idea: vibrating tampons
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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