You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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