It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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