Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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