Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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