you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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