So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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