We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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