you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I deserve this hangover.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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