One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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