So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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