U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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