SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm having to shit out rocks
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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