Say something about gay babies.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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