ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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