Ambien. No doubt about it.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Fuck appropriateness.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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