all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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