as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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