I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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