so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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