I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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