I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
