yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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