so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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