we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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