This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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