I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Your topless pictures make me question reality
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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