"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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