'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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