Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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