sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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