i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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