just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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