I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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