So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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