Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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