i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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