I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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