ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
