Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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