It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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