How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I love you. Go after that dick
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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