I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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