fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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