we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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