My room smells like vodka and shame
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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