Your face is a jimmy john
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You were trust falling into bushes
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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