I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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