Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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