Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I still have a little drunk in my system
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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