why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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