So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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