I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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