I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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