You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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