i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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