I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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